mayonaise

the china town bus is what hell would be like, if you were stuck on it for all eternity, BUT for 9 hours and $50 roundtrip, it is not completely unbearable.

there are no free refills

manhattan sucks/brooklyn rules

everyone has amazing boots

“skeet” will replace every other word in your…

we also learned:

don’t steal an oriental’s seat.

no matter which way you walk the snow is always blowing in your face.

you’re not cool unless you have a dog.

the subway system rules until you’ve realized you’ve spent $20 on it in one day.

the toys r us has gummy brains and some serious nerf gear.

sometimes people have “seen your tweets”.

pizza all the time.

at mcdonald’s they make you put your own condiments on the burger.